Grow All the Way-Up Dude!

Teresa here. Just wanted to touch bases with you this evening. Well, the condition is this:

SOME Men are like kids. I don't know what happens these men once you two move in together, or maybe after you decide to marry one of these guys. But, I do know that things change. Is it that some men get so comfortable with a woman that you actually do become like a mother? I have to constantly explain how un-sexy this is. "I am NOT tryna be yo' Momma, and I am not wanting to sex you if you makin' me NAG you!" They want you to do all the shopping the cooking, the cleaning, the washing, the bill paying, drop off and pick up the kids, feed them, bathe them, do your job at work in betwwen this other stuff and then be SUPERHEAD in the bed. I say this, "Nigga, maybe if you'd be super realafrickin'-listic about how much a woman needs to do outside the bed before she gets there, then maybe you'd be a supa-nigga gettin' that supa-head." That woman sucks so well 'cause niggas pay well. She don't gotta put up with their stupidity afterwards either. I mean, I noticed that a man will get comfortable enough to leave feces in the toilet on you, but he wouldn't dare pull that stuff at Kim Kardashian's or Miley Cyrus's flippin' house. He wouldn't flippin' dare belch and fart like a frickin' pop bottle shaken at your every got damn turn. He wouldn't dare show his dumb ol' lil' boy side to her cuz he would want that coochie. (That's whose celeb cooch, butt and boobs my ex is obsessed with). Listen up. My behind is just as fat, I'm just as cute and I am sure that I deserve a full flush and some bills paid before we sex too. Would you believe that the guy I'm talking about feels as though I should feel GRACED with his presence and should excuse his foolishness? AND That's why he's my ex! Here's a lil' secret. Money can usually make any woman do a better JOB- but, a man that can match u in your daily is a man most deserving of some super-head. R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me! And if you think it ain't that serious- just try and disrespect a dude like this and see don't he get furious! If he respects you always though- and it shows- well... that's different. NOW He deserves some love and care. He handles functions, knows when to bring his butt in from the boys, and deserves no lip unless it's around that meat. Or a kiss. But, because no good dudes been crippled in society for so long, well let's just say that it's taking a minute for our real DADS to catch up to real MOMS. They are still wanting to hang off of one tit with the KIDS. Heyyyy wait a damn minute! What happened to you finishing college? What happened to your job? Why you don't have a car yet? Why are you all of a sudden not coming home right- and wait! You possed to be the one mad? You possed to be the one gettin hot sex? Out in the street if I don't? And I'm possed to understand? I should feel glad to have YOU? LOL! I wish that guys like this would just get the HELL SOMEWHERE and stay there. Ladies, You doin' it to DEATH all day er'day to keep the house running smooth. Then afterwards these kind of guys want you to do everydamn thing, and run behind them to do their jobs, well then they want that blow job? Well, I'm not putting my mouth on a thing I have to wash too. I mean damn! You can't bring in the bacon right- you can't act right- you can't do DADDY right- you can't handle being MY MAN right- now I'm possed to do you right? Right... how bout u step. I might get yo' tail a towel after a fair exchange, but I'm sick of the childish stuff. Ladies... take my advice- get rid of him because he has already been moving on you. So, that's my take today. Hope you found some humor. Much luv to you from Miltown.