Let's be honest. Cuz y'all know I talk about crazy stuff that others won't. Like:
If you've got a cooch- you have smelled like fish at sometime in yo life. If you say you haven't- you a got damn lie! BUT...what about the chicks that always smell like a fish-fillet with heavy cheese and tarter? Do you know of a Scott-La-Rockfabled- Supaho that may have a dead , "Dinkey," stuck up there? And what about MANSHEE's? Their cooch can be mo funkier than a dirty dude on the basket ball court ballin' outta control dawg! Let's change that order from a fish samich to an order of onion rings! TALK TO ME!
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Girl you are out of control. I know a couple of women I should forward this to just to give a hint. Ladies wipe down not up. Stop bringing trash from your ass up to the coochie. LOL!!!
hA_HA_HAAAAA!AHHH_HA_HA_HAAA!!!!!
o and I'm cryin' laughin'.
But this isn't for a person who is sick or handicapped. This is for them lazy, busy girls.
Damn! Y'all so busy y'all cain't even douche or take U a HO-BATH?
Ok. Here's a quick formula, cuz we ti-yad' a' smellin' ya.'
#1. Take a large cup and a handfull of soap.
#2. Fill cup with water
# 3. Go in the bathroom & take down your pants and put that soapy hand on it and scrub around. Don't be scurd' a ya' own thang. Handle that!
#4. pour water over that stuff & hit that ass crack if that's the source.
#5. repeat, repeat, repeat until even your eyes stop watering.
#6. Dry with paper towels.
#7. put a lil' lotion on that muskrat-cat and fuckin' go before someone comes to the bathroom and discovers how bad u stank!
Feel free to pass this info on to someone who just don't know. It's ok to help people.
Since this last comment- I feel the need to tell y'all that I don't even cuss like this in casual convo no more- so pray for me. CUZ I'm still crazy in my books though.
GOD has a plan don't worry!
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