Friday, August 15, 2008
WHEN YOU'VE STOPPED HAVING SEX
You hear about this all of the time. Y'all just stopped having sex. But, let's talk about the reasons why. Is it you- or them?
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Dangerously Forbidden by Yvonne Wilcox
Here is a story of two people that enter into a dangerously Forbidden relationship. Was it an accident or not?
Sandra and Lester are having the hottest more passionate lovemaking sessions two people have ever had. They are so into each other; they even know what the other is thinking before they say it. They enjoy the same movies and love to sit quietly in the park without uttering a word to each other but still enjoying each other’s company. On cold nights they stay inside and watch oldies but goodies movies. When they make love they cum together (Yes at the same time LOL).
So, I guess you are saying, “Hmmm, what is wrong with that”? Well for starters they are both married but not to each other. Yes they are creeping, cheating, lying, betraying etc. But it feels so good they can’t stop. Each of them has tried to ignore each other’s call on the cell but that doesn’t work. They have tried to shake the feeling of guilt and shame after they have sweated together for hours in a No tell hotel on the South side.
How did this happen? Well it all started one day when Sandra’s best friend introduced her to Lester as her husband. It all started out very innocent. They would double date a lot until one day Lester saw Sandra in a store and they started talking. Sandra and Lester talked for hours until they realized it was time to go so Sandra gave Lester her work number to call if he ever wanted to eat lunch across the street. They learned a lot about each other, they work in the same building, they take lunch at the same time, and they both like thriller movies. Oh shit this is NOT good.
Lester was upset one day about not getting a raise after working so hard on a project so he decided to call Sandra and take a lunch break. He called her and she accepted the lunch date. While eating lunch they decided they should do Happy Hour after work. Oh shit this is getting good. After work they meet and have a few drinks and Sandra gets this great idea to see a movie. They leave the bar and head for the movies. While in the movies they watch a love scene and they start holding hands. Hmmm I am not liking this story at all.
After the movie they talk a few minutes in the parking lot. Then they hold hands for a few minutes in the parking lot. Then they start kissing and grinding each other in the parking lot. Sandra suggests they get in her van and finish what they obliviously started. In the van he unzips her jacket and unhook her bra and starts to caress her breasts. She is so hot and so wet with erect nipples. Sandra unzips his jeans and take out his throbbing rock hard dick and starts to stroke it gently while begging for him to go inside her. Lester arches his back and is getting ready to thrust his dick deep inside her moist pussy when his wife and her husband taps on the van’s side window.
Damn how did they find out? Well they both paid for their own movie tickets with their credit card and they have the credit card usage alert so they were BUSTED!!
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Sandra and Lester are having the hottest more passionate lovemaking sessions two people have ever had. They are so into each other; they even know what the other is thinking before they say it. They enjoy the same movies and love to sit quietly in the park without uttering a word to each other but still enjoying each other’s company. On cold nights they stay inside and watch oldies but goodies movies. When they make love they cum together (Yes at the same time LOL).
So, I guess you are saying, “Hmmm, what is wrong with that”? Well for starters they are both married but not to each other. Yes they are creeping, cheating, lying, betraying etc. But it feels so good they can’t stop. Each of them has tried to ignore each other’s call on the cell but that doesn’t work. They have tried to shake the feeling of guilt and shame after they have sweated together for hours in a No tell hotel on the South side.
How did this happen? Well it all started one day when Sandra’s best friend introduced her to Lester as her husband. It all started out very innocent. They would double date a lot until one day Lester saw Sandra in a store and they started talking. Sandra and Lester talked for hours until they realized it was time to go so Sandra gave Lester her work number to call if he ever wanted to eat lunch across the street. They learned a lot about each other, they work in the same building, they take lunch at the same time, and they both like thriller movies. Oh shit this is NOT good.
Lester was upset one day about not getting a raise after working so hard on a project so he decided to call Sandra and take a lunch break. He called her and she accepted the lunch date. While eating lunch they decided they should do Happy Hour after work. Oh shit this is getting good. After work they meet and have a few drinks and Sandra gets this great idea to see a movie. They leave the bar and head for the movies. While in the movies they watch a love scene and they start holding hands. Hmmm I am not liking this story at all.
After the movie they talk a few minutes in the parking lot. Then they hold hands for a few minutes in the parking lot. Then they start kissing and grinding each other in the parking lot. Sandra suggests they get in her van and finish what they obliviously started. In the van he unzips her jacket and unhook her bra and starts to caress her breasts. She is so hot and so wet with erect nipples. Sandra unzips his jeans and take out his throbbing rock hard dick and starts to stroke it gently while begging for him to go inside her. Lester arches his back and is getting ready to thrust his dick deep inside her moist pussy when his wife and her husband taps on the van’s side window.
Damn how did they find out? Well they both paid for their own movie tickets with their credit card and they have the credit card usage alert so they were BUSTED!!
Remember to visit me at http://www.virtualcityclub.com
Monday, April 7, 2008
Grow All the Way-Up Dude!
Teresa here. Just wanted to touch bases with you this evening. Well, the condition is this:
SOME Men are like kids. I don't know what happens these men once you two move in together, or maybe after you decide to marry one of these guys. But, I do know that things change. Is it that some men get so comfortable with a woman that you actually do become like a mother? I have to constantly explain how un-sexy this is. "I am NOT tryna be yo' Momma, and I am not wanting to sex you if you makin' me NAG you!" They want you to do all the shopping the cooking, the cleaning, the washing, the bill paying, drop off and pick up the kids, feed them, bathe them, do your job at work in betwwen this other stuff and then be SUPERHEAD in the bed. I say this, "Nigga, maybe if you'd be super realafrickin'-listic about how much a woman needs to do outside the bed before she gets there, then maybe you'd be a supa-nigga gettin' that supa-head." That woman sucks so well 'cause niggas pay well. She don't gotta put up with their stupidity afterwards either. I mean, I noticed that a man will get comfortable enough to leave feces in the toilet on you, but he wouldn't dare pull that stuff at Kim Kardashian's or Miley Cyrus's flippin' house. He wouldn't flippin' dare belch and fart like a frickin' pop bottle shaken at your every got damn turn. He wouldn't dare show his dumb ol' lil' boy side to her cuz he would want that coochie. (That's whose celeb cooch, butt and boobs my ex is obsessed with). Listen up. My behind is just as fat, I'm just as cute and I am sure that I deserve a full flush and some bills paid before we sex too. Would you believe that the guy I'm talking about feels as though I should feel GRACED with his presence and should excuse his foolishness? AND That's why he's my ex! Here's a lil' secret. Money can usually make any woman do a better JOB- but, a man that can match u in your daily is a man most deserving of some super-head. R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me! And if you think it ain't that serious- just try and disrespect a dude like this and see don't he get furious! If he respects you always though- and it shows- well... that's different. NOW He deserves some love and care. He handles functions, knows when to bring his butt in from the boys, and deserves no lip unless it's around that meat. Or a kiss. But, because no good dudes been crippled in society for so long, well let's just say that it's taking a minute for our real DADS to catch up to real MOMS. They are still wanting to hang off of one tit with the KIDS. Heyyyy wait a damn minute! What happened to you finishing college? What happened to your job? Why you don't have a car yet? Why are you all of a sudden not coming home right- and wait! You possed to be the one mad? You possed to be the one gettin hot sex? Out in the street if I don't? And I'm possed to understand? I should feel glad to have YOU? LOL! I wish that guys like this would just get the HELL SOMEWHERE and stay there. Ladies, You doin' it to DEATH all day er'day to keep the house running smooth. Then afterwards these kind of guys want you to do everydamn thing, and run behind them to do their jobs, well then they want that blow job? Well, I'm not putting my mouth on a thing I have to wash too. I mean damn! You can't bring in the bacon right- you can't act right- you can't do DADDY right- you can't handle being MY MAN right- now I'm possed to do you right? Right... how bout u step. I might get yo' tail a towel after a fair exchange, but I'm sick of the childish stuff. Ladies... take my advice- get rid of him because he has already been moving on you. So, that's my take today. Hope you found some humor. Much luv to you from Miltown.
SOME Men are like kids. I don't know what happens these men once you two move in together, or maybe after you decide to marry one of these guys. But, I do know that things change. Is it that some men get so comfortable with a woman that you actually do become like a mother? I have to constantly explain how un-sexy this is. "I am NOT tryna be yo' Momma, and I am not wanting to sex you if you makin' me NAG you!" They want you to do all the shopping the cooking, the cleaning, the washing, the bill paying, drop off and pick up the kids, feed them, bathe them, do your job at work in betwwen this other stuff and then be SUPERHEAD in the bed. I say this, "Nigga, maybe if you'd be super realafrickin'-listic about how much a woman needs to do outside the bed before she gets there, then maybe you'd be a supa-nigga gettin' that supa-head." That woman sucks so well 'cause niggas pay well. She don't gotta put up with their stupidity afterwards either. I mean, I noticed that a man will get comfortable enough to leave feces in the toilet on you, but he wouldn't dare pull that stuff at Kim Kardashian's or Miley Cyrus's flippin' house. He wouldn't flippin' dare belch and fart like a frickin' pop bottle shaken at your every got damn turn. He wouldn't dare show his dumb ol' lil' boy side to her cuz he would want that coochie. (That's whose celeb cooch, butt and boobs my ex is obsessed with). Listen up. My behind is just as fat, I'm just as cute and I am sure that I deserve a full flush and some bills paid before we sex too. Would you believe that the guy I'm talking about feels as though I should feel GRACED with his presence and should excuse his foolishness? AND That's why he's my ex! Here's a lil' secret. Money can usually make any woman do a better JOB- but, a man that can match u in your daily is a man most deserving of some super-head. R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me! And if you think it ain't that serious- just try and disrespect a dude like this and see don't he get furious! If he respects you always though- and it shows- well... that's different. NOW He deserves some love and care. He handles functions, knows when to bring his butt in from the boys, and deserves no lip unless it's around that meat. Or a kiss. But, because no good dudes been crippled in society for so long, well let's just say that it's taking a minute for our real DADS to catch up to real MOMS. They are still wanting to hang off of one tit with the KIDS. Heyyyy wait a damn minute! What happened to you finishing college? What happened to your job? Why you don't have a car yet? Why are you all of a sudden not coming home right- and wait! You possed to be the one mad? You possed to be the one gettin hot sex? Out in the street if I don't? And I'm possed to understand? I should feel glad to have YOU? LOL! I wish that guys like this would just get the HELL SOMEWHERE and stay there. Ladies, You doin' it to DEATH all day er'day to keep the house running smooth. Then afterwards these kind of guys want you to do everydamn thing, and run behind them to do their jobs, well then they want that blow job? Well, I'm not putting my mouth on a thing I have to wash too. I mean damn! You can't bring in the bacon right- you can't act right- you can't do DADDY right- you can't handle being MY MAN right- now I'm possed to do you right? Right... how bout u step. I might get yo' tail a towel after a fair exchange, but I'm sick of the childish stuff. Ladies... take my advice- get rid of him because he has already been moving on you. So, that's my take today. Hope you found some humor. Much luv to you from Miltown.
Saturday, January 26, 2008
WHAT THE "F" IS THAT SMELL? Ladies...Fish is not perfume worthy!
Let's be honest. Cuz y'all know I talk about crazy stuff that others won't. Like:
If you've got a cooch- you have smelled like fish at sometime in yo life. If you say you haven't- you a got damn lie! BUT...what about the chicks that always smell like a fish-fillet with heavy cheese and tarter? Do you know of a Scott-La-Rockfabled- Supaho that may have a dead , "Dinkey," stuck up there? And what about MANSHEE's? Their cooch can be mo funkier than a dirty dude on the basket ball court ballin' outta control dawg! Let's change that order from a fish samich to an order of onion rings! TALK TO ME!
If you've got a cooch- you have smelled like fish at sometime in yo life. If you say you haven't- you a got damn lie! BUT...what about the chicks that always smell like a fish-fillet with heavy cheese and tarter? Do you know of a Scott-La-Rockfabled- Supaho that may have a dead , "Dinkey," stuck up there? And what about MANSHEE's? Their cooch can be mo funkier than a dirty dude on the basket ball court ballin' outta control dawg! Let's change that order from a fish samich to an order of onion rings! TALK TO ME!
Friday, January 25, 2008
A PLACE FOR CITY SEXY BLOGGERS TO RANT, RAVE, and RELATE!
This is a great place for us to talk. As you know, I love to talk about crazy stuff. I opened this blog with my good friend, Leslie Andrews, a well known, and well respected, freelance photographer, and this is our first post. Today's topic: Well, I will let Leslie tell you. 
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